Hockey Hall of Fame Hockey Humour Select A TopicSite MapPrintable HHOF Info Page3D Stanley CupAdmission RatesAmateur Team Photo AlbumAudioVideo VaultCorporate InformationCyberstoreDid You KnowDonationsDynastiesEducation ProgramElection ProceduresEmployment & Volunteer OpportunitiesExhibits TourFaceOff Info & InteractionFacility RentalsFan FeedbackGalleryGame TimeGeneral InformationGroup Sales & Advance TicketsHHOF InsiderHockey Calendar & ResultsHonoured MembersHours of OperationHumourInduction ShowcaseLegends Signed ProductsLegend SpotlightMinor Hockey NightsNewsNHL Player SearchOlympic Hockey HistoryOutreach ProgramPro ClassicsPromos & ContestsRecords & RankingsResource CentreSilverware & WinnersStanley Cup JournalStanley Cup TributeThe ClubThis Day In Hockey HistoryTime CapsuleVisitor InformationVolunteer ProgramWomens Hockey TributeWorld of Hockey Calendar HOCKEY HUMURPART 1 PART 2 PART 3 PART 4Fictitious NHL Lines and LineUps Los Angeles Kings forward Luc Robitaille was drilled into the net during a scramble in a Vancouver CanucksKings game Instinctively he quickly turned and drilled the first player he saw with a cross check Unfortunately it was teammate Dave Taylor As Taylor groggily rose to his feet seeking revenge Robitaille in a state of panic pointed to nearby Vancouver defenceman Doug Lidster It was him Robitaille told Taylor who immediately lunged at Lidster Robitaille waited nearly two years before revealing what had really happened Giving the red light a workout was never a concern while Hardy Astrom was in goal for Don Cherrys Colorado Rockies in 197980 First practice in Colorado we were working on breakout drills I shoot the puck at Hardy from the far blue line and it goes right through his legs Fluke I figure so I shoot another one Right through his legs again Next drill I said Actually Hardy was a nice guy he just had a weakness with pucks Overheard Female Heckler to Ref If you were my husband you grayhaired bum Id give you poison Ref (Loudly) Lady if I was your husband Id take it Rob Murray wasnt making his NHL debut when Winnipeg was playing in Detroit on November 19 1992 but no one bothered to inform Jets teammate Teemu Selanne When Murray scored Selanne thinking it was Murrays first NHL goal fished the puck out of the net and presented it to him Teemu skated up and said Congratulations Murray remembered I said Teemu I have scored in this league before Well Im not taking the puck back to the referee answered Selanne Joe Hall an early NHL tough guy with the Montreal Canadians acted instinctively when a whistle sounded during a 1918 game between Montreal and Ottawa He quickly assumed a spot in the penalty box What did you give him a penalty for demanded Canadiens c...